The Weather's Not Cold Enough
Tourist lady: Excuse me, how do I get to Battery Park?
MTA guy #1: Uh, Battery Park?
Tourist lady: Yes, Battery Park.
MTA guy #1: Hmm, Battery Park. Battery Park. Yo, Battery Park? From here?
MTA guy #2: Battery Park?
Tourist lady: Is this a union joke?
--Times Square station
Overheard by: Brian W. Gottlock, Esq.
4 comments:
That's what you get for asking a TWU member.
LOL! They've always been wonderful to me.
Subway riders don't go to Battery Park. Besides, I don't think that's the name of the nearest station anyway. Wall Street, maybe. Do you know the names of all the streets and roads you usually drive on? Somebody gave me directions yesterday by telling me to turn at the four willow trees. LOL
Well that actually depends on what you want to do. If you want to get a boat ticket to go to ellis island or the statue of liberty, you go to battery park (castle clinton). Maybe she/he needed to meet someone there. Who knows.
the nearest subway station is South Ferry on the #1.
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