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Stop Watching Fox News or You'll Go Blind

Bill O'Reilly's talent search? Seriously, it's from Hannity & Colmes. They really do ask the, uh, hard questions.

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P.S. ~~ when I saved the picture, the preset name was: not as often as I think about touching my own. LOL!