I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead & get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being to healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then you start work. You get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for high school, drink alcohol, party and can be generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, become a kid, and play with no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby .... you spend 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm..........