On the first day of Fitzmas

My true love gave to me

A Rovetridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Fitzmas

My true love gave to me

Scooter Libby's pair

and a Rovetridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Fitzmas

My true love gave to me

Three nannies' asses

Scooter Libby's pair

And a Rovetridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Fitzmas

My true love gave to me

Four singing Whigs *

Three nannies' asses

Scooter Libby's pair

And a Rovetridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Fitzmas

My true love gave to me

Five reporters' hearts**

Four singing Whigs *

Three nannies' asses

Scooter Libby's pair

And a Rovetridge in a pear tree.

*Mary Matalin, James R. Wilkinson, Nicholas E. Calio, and Stephen J. Hadley.

** Starting with Miller's, but any four will do for the rest. . . .



(Since there are only five working days in a week, I'm letting this go at this. . . . )