Fitzmas is coming
Bush's goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do.
If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you!

Problem: I'm afraid this goose, half baked as it were, will escape as so many others have. That the Fitzmas stocking I dream of will just come apart at the seams. . . .